I read Reservoir Dad every morning, even if there’s no new content because I find it very inspiring and I just want to start the day right –Reservoir Dad.
Awesome party! Good tunes, good brew, good buddies. I feel great man… I FEEL GREAT. I don’t know man… I hate my car and I hate my life BUT I FEEL GREAT. You guys are great. I’m gunna go pick a fight – Bill from Wayne’s World 2
I’d follow Reservoir Dad’s posts even if he was the last person on earth – The Kebab guy on the CNR of St Georges Road and Bell Street.
Excuse me, do you have public toilets here? – Confused Visitor.