We all want to be sexier to our wives. It's just that we don't know how to make that happen. I mean, I tried doing push-ups and wearing multi-colored Y-fronts... but shit, I dunno...' - Brian, Mentally Unattractive Dad, Hexam.
After reading an article at Dad Blogs that suggests that sexiness to a woman is as much mental as it is physical the people at Reservoir Dad have decided to search for Australia's Most Mentally Sexy Dad to serve as a guide for all of us who are interested in becoming more attractive to our wives and staying that way for eternity.
The contest begins in earnest next Monday with a photo of our first Dad engaged in a mentally sexy activity while wearing the official Reservoir Dad Most Mentally Sexy Underwear which will combine the visual with the mental and deliver the killer punch.
Dad's from all over Australia are welcome to email Reservoir Dad (see right) to enter this heated contest. Please provide a short paragraph detailing your Mentally Sexy activities and how these have impacted on your relationship with your wife. See these recent entries as examples -
The people at Reservoir Dad will choose contestants based on strict selection criteria.* In fifty weeks, at competitions end, a panel of wives - headed by Reservoir Mum - will select the top twelve Most Mentally Sexy Dads for a 2011 Calendar which will serve as a visual guide to Mentally Unattractive Dads everywhere.
*Distance from the official underwear and limited places will affect selection.